No, I'm not talking about  gloves.

I'm talking about a little something called "handerpants"

They look just like a pair of underwear... with fingerholes!

So what's the point of handerpants? They prevent chafing, absorb sweat, are non toxic... and are great for jazz hands and sanitary hand shaking.

And for only $11.95 plus shipping and handling (no pun intended) you can own these magical gloves. Or you could pull an Oliver Twist, and cut fingerholes in a pair of gloves you already own, and save yourself the money. I'm sure your jazz hands will be just as good.